User:lsblk

A user page is a place for you to display a personal profile and keep track of your expeditions. lsblk is a util-linux command that lists information about all available or the specified block devices. User lsblk is a person attempting to talk as boring and convoluted as possible in and around graticule 48,16.

History

User lsblk found the idea of geohashing while pressing a "random" button as they do 30% of their time at any computer and very intriguing until opening a map and realising that 48,16 is far larger than the contained city and state of Vienna. They then decided to join years later, when noticing that 2025-01-16 would have earned them a Couch Potato Geohash, if they have had an account and lived there. Tackling these issues in logical order, this page is now a historic artifact of user lsblk solving the first problem as well as showing an initial initial page.

Expeditions

User lsblk attempted expeditions. This list lists them.

2025-01-19 48 16 in Gänserndorf, being stopped by bad condition of the geohashing partner.

2025-03-18 48 16 in Vienna, 10th District, Vettersgasse.

2025-03-19 48 16 in Vienna, at the embassy of Thailand, being stopped by exactly that.

2025-04-18 48 16 in Vienna, 1st District, Passauer Platz, not being stopped by rain, but by a door.

Goals

User lsblk is endangered to become and has been bloated. They have been (re)recruited by a friend to go cycling and by themself to go for longer walks. As an expression of thanks, they attempt to recruit this friend and themself for geohashing.

Achievements

User lsblk likes achievements. This list lists them.

This user earned the Land geohash achievement by reaching the (48, 16) geohash on 2025-03-18.

This user earned the Bicycle geohash achievement by cycling to the (48, 16) geohash on 2025-03-18.

This user earned the No trespassing consolation prize by almost (4m) reaching the (48, 16) geohash on 2025-03-19.

This user earned the Embassy-fence-catching Face (in the Colours of Thailand) by wishing to throw themselves over an embassy fence before realising that the spirit of geohashing disallows tainting Thai soil at (48, 16) geohash on 2025-03-19.

This user earned the No trespassing consolation prize by almost (15m) reaching the (48, 16) geohash on 2025-04-18.

This user earned the Speed Bumps of Rain-a-lot by being held up by enough tourist attractions to make the sky cry - (48, 16) geohash on 2025-04-18.

Appearance

Human hand they found on their body

During an accident as a child, user lsblk lost their ability to be photographed. In an attempt to find an equivalent for their Stupid Grin, they have recently acquired their very own human hand from the bottom of their body. As to prove their ownership of said hand, images often also include a key ring and chain of unquestionable authenticity.