User:TroLLorT

38 / m / 49,9

Hellø, I'm TroLLorT (trollish for troll lord). I grew up in the harsh deserts around Cottbus, Germany. At present I'm wreaking havoc from a small cave nearby Heilbronn, in the south-western corner of Würzburg, Germany graticule. Thanks to this position I can also easily raid the adjoining graticules of Mannheim, Pforzheim and Stuttgart.

My goal here is to conquer some interesting spots for the Geohashing community and the trolls of da Red Pin Clan.

Plåns

Conquer the first hashpoint.
Find a more photogenic troll than me as hashscot.
Meet new Ållies.

Årming

Old backpack - For the rest of the equipment.
Cape - In case that the gods of rain and thunder get angry..
Maps - Hey, at least they can't run out of battery or signal..
Banner of da Red Pin Clan - As marker.
Chalk - As alternative marker.
Swiss army knife - Really a multifunctional ~~weapon~~ tool!
Panasonic DMC-TZ2 camera - For documenting the glorious (or not so glorious) expeditions.
SE K770 photo mobile phone - For communication and stopgap documentation.
Last aid kit - For humies or trolls in agony.
Troll literature - Yes, we trolls are literate!
A towel - As is known, about the most massively useful things one can have.
Last but not least: An army of perfectly camouflaged trolls - For da horde!

Wanted

GPS device
Good, stable compass
Good, stable torch/flashlight
Troll instrument (horn, drum)

Viktøries

Hopefully coming soon!

Defæts

Undefæted!

Medåls of Honør

To earn!

Ållies

To meat!

Disklaimer

No, I'm not one of these (internet) trolls. I'm a member of another troll species. So please do not ban or starve me! Thanks.
No, I have no relation to any metal band of the same name. But I like this genre of music. :)
All strange characters (including myself) as well as all spelling & grammar mistakes in my texts are intended and/or for readers' amusement.