User:TroLLorT

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About

Hellø, I'm TroLLorT (trollish for troll lord). I grew up in the harsh deserts around Cottbus, Germany. At present I'm wreaking havoc from a small cave nearby Heilbronn, in the south-western corner of Würzburg, Germany graticule. Thanks to this position I can also easily raid the adjoining graticules of Mannheim, Pforzheim and Stuttgart.
Lol-asg.png 38 / m / 49,9

My goal here is to conquer some interesting spots for the Geohashing community and the trolls of da Red Pin Clan.


Plåns

  • Conquer the first hashpoint.
  • Find a more photogenic troll than me as hashscot.
  • Meet new Ållies.

Next conquests

In recon


Årsenal (wanted things in round brackets)

To travel

  • Trekking boots and sticks - For stealth raids.
  • Trekking bicycle - For fast raids.
  • Bahncard 50 - For rush raids.

To navigate

  • Maps - Hey, at least they can't run out of battery or signal..
  • (GPS device)
  • (Good, stable) compass
  • (Good, stable) torch/flashlight

To dø misc.

  • Troll literature - Yes, we trolls are literate!
  • Swiss army knife - Really a multifunctional weapon tool!
  • Stunt kite - For Fly a kite achievement.
  • (Troll instrument (horn, drum))

To prøtect

  • Old backpack - For stashing the rest of the equipment.
  • Cape - In case that the gods of rain and thunder get angry..
  • Gloves - I don't wanna touch everything out there.
  • Towel - As is known, about the most massively useful things one can have.
  • Last aid kit - For humies or trolls in agony.
  • Trash bag - For occasional Geotrashing.

To conquer

  • Banner of da Red Pin Clan - As marker.
  • Chalk - As alternative marker.
  • Panasonic DMC-TZ2 camera - For documenting the glorious (or not so glorious) expeditions.
  • SE K770 photo mobile phone - For communication and stopgap documentation.
  • Last but not least: An army of perfectly camouflaged trolls - For da horde!


Victøries & Defæts

Nr. V/D Date Hashpoint Grat. Weather Traveled .. km by .. Noteworthinesses Met
1 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?


Medåls of Honør

To earn..

Ållies

To meat..


Disclaimer & Credits

  1. No, I'm not one of these (internet) trolls. I'm a member of another troll species. So please do not ban or starve me! Thanks.
  2. No, I have no relation to any metal band of the same name. But I like this genre of music. :)
  3. All strange characters (including myself) as well as all spelling & grammar mistakes in my texts are intended and/or for readers' amusement.
  4. Colored frames copied from inspired by Danatar and his victims muses. Expedition table inspired by Juja.