User:TroLLorT

About

Hellø, I'm TroLLorT (trollish for troll lord). I grew up in the harsh deserts around Cottbus, Germany. At present I'm wreaking havoc from a small cave nearby Heilbronn, in the south-western corner of Würzburg, Germany graticule. Thanks to this position I can also easily raid the adjoining graticules of Mannheim, Pforzheim and Stuttgart.

38 / m / 49,9

My goal here is to conquer some interesting, lucrative or strategical important spots for the Geohashing community and the trolls of da Red Pin Clan.

Plåns

Conquer the first hashpoint.
Find a more photogenic troll than me as hashscot.
Meet new Ållies.

Next conquests

In recon

Årsenal (wanted things in round brackets)

To travel

Trekking boots and sticks - For stealth raids.
Trekking bicycle - For fast raids.
Bahncard 50 - For rush raids.

To navigate

Maps - Hey, at least they can't run out of battery or signal..
Samsung B2710 - A magic brick with a window made of liquid crystals this GPS thingy
LED Lenser flashlight

To dø misc.

Troll literature - Yes, we trolls are literate!
Swiss army knife - Really a multifunctional ~~weapon~~ tool!
Stunt kite - For Fly a kite achievement.
(Troll instrument (horn, drum))

To prøtect

Old backpack - For stashing the rest of the equipment.
Cape - In case that the gods of rain and thunder get angry..
Gloves - I don't wanna touch everything out there.
Towel - As is known, about the most massively useful things one can have.
Last aid kit - For humies or trolls in agony.
Trash bag - For occasional Geotrashing.

To conquer

Banner of da Red Pin Clan - As marker.
Chalk - As alternative marker.
Panasonic DMC-TZ2 camera - For documenting the glorious (or not so glorious) expeditions.
Last but not least: An army of perfectly camouflaged trolls - For da horde!

Victøries & Defæts

Nr.	Result	Date	Hashpoint	Grat.	Weather	Traveled .. km by ..	Noteworthinesses	Met
1	Victory!	2014-01-28	T-junction in Klingenberg	(49 9)		2.1	First expedition, just in the middle of next village.	-

Medåls of Honør

To earn..

Ållies

To meat..

Disclaimer & Credits

No, I'm not one of these (internet) trolls. I'm a member of another troll species. So please do not ban or starve me! Thanks.
No, I have no relation to any metal band of the same name. But I like this genre of music. :)
All strange characters (including myself) as well as all spelling & grammar mistakes in my texts are intended and/or for readers' amusement.
Colored frames ~~copied from~~ inspired by Danatar and his ~~victims~~ muses. Expedition table inspired by Juja.