User:TroLLorT

About

Hellø, I'm TroLLorT (trollish for troll lord). I grew up in the harsh deserts around Cottbus, Germany. At present I'm wreaking havoc from a small cave nearby Heilbronn, in the south-western corner of Würzburg, Germany graticule. Thanks to this position I can also easily raid the adjoining graticules of Mannheim, Pforzheim and Stuttgart.

38 / m / 49,9

My goal here is to conquer some interesting, lucrative or strategical important spots for the Geohashing community and the trolls of da Red Pin Clan.

Plåns Conquer the first hashpoint. Find a more photogenic troll than me as hashscot. Meet new Ållies.

Next conquests In recon

Årsenal (wanted things in round brackets)

To travel Trekking boots and sticks - For stealth raids. Trekking bicycle - For fast raids. Bahncard 50 - For rush raids. To navigate Maps - Hey, at least they can't run out of battery or signal.. (GPS device) (Good, stable) compass (Good, stable) torch/flashlight To dø misc. Troll literature - Yes, we trolls are literate! Swiss army knife - Really a multifunctional weapon tool! Stunt kite - For Fly a kite achievement. (Troll instrument (horn, drum))

To prøtect Old backpack - For stashing the rest of the equipment. Cape - In case that the gods of rain and thunder get angry.. Gloves - I don't wanna touch everything out there. Towel - As is known, about the most massively useful things one can have. Last aid kit - For humies or trolls in agony. Trash bag - For occasional Geotrashing. To conquer Banner of da Red Pin Clan - As marker. Chalk - As alternative marker. Panasonic DMC-TZ2 camera - For documenting the glorious (or not so glorious) expeditions. SE K770 photo mobile phone - For communication and stopgap documentation. Last but not least: An army of perfectly camouflaged trolls - For da horde!

Victøries & Defæts

Nr.	V/D	Date	Hashpoint	Grat.	Weather	Traveled .. km by ..	Noteworthinesses	Met
1	?	2014-01-28	T-junction in Klingenberg	(49 9)		2.1	First expedition, just in the middle of next village.	?

Medåls of Honør To earn..

Ållies To meat..

Disclaimer & Credits

1. No, I'm not one of these (internet) trolls. I'm a member of another troll species. So please do not ban or starve me! Thanks.
2. No, I have no relation to any metal band of the same name. But I like this genre of music. :)
3. All strange characters (including myself) as well as all spelling & grammar mistakes in my texts are intended and/or for readers' amusement.
4. Colored frames copied from inspired by Danatar and his victims muses. Expedition table inspired by Juja.