User:Red Cordial
This user is extremely popular in Australia, but is currently MIA. If you have any information about this user's whereabouts, please include it here.
Red Cordial was last seen heading out on a geohash with Tim Tams. --aperfectring 22:14, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
Update:
Red cordial was spotted with his good friend Tim Tams, getting into a postage box. Pictures of the suspects are below. Surveillance photos are also included. More news as it comes in. --Joannac 01:14, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
Update 2:
A mysterious postage box looking very similar to the one posted here showed up in Aperfectring's cubicle. After poking it with a stick while hiding behind a file cabinet, he determined that the package should be safe to transport home. As soon as he got home, however, Red cordial was spotted, with his good friend Tim Tams, escaping the postage box. Surveillance photos of the escape are now also included below. Aperfectring claims Red Cordial and Tim Tams are making demands to be taken to a geohashing site. --aperfectring 22:46, 14 July 2008 (UTC)