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| + | <blockquote>"The best-laid plans of Mice and Men gang aft aglug."</blockquote> | ||
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| + | I’d just completed [[2020-03-09 50 -2|my standard hash down in Winfrith]] and was feeling quite mellow. Driving to Dorchester took only quarter of an hour, and I found a little car park with ease, where the charges weren’t too high. Sadly, I hadn’t brought any cash and the app they recommended for paying didn’t work… so I ended up phoning one of those tedious pay-by-phone lines, which took at least five minutes, perhaps ten. | ||
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| + | I made my way up to the High Street, as I’d planned to get the retro hash before lunch. A sign outside the Teddy Bear museum showed that they also hosted an exhibition of Terracotta Warriors. I hope they don’t get them mixed up. Actually, having recently re-read ''The Tao of Pooh'', I immediately saw the sign as a juxtaposition of Taoism and Confucionism (which sounds much more pretentious than it actually is). | ||
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| + | [[Image:2020-03-09 50 -2 Macronencer 07 Punishments.jpg|thumb|right]]Near the footpath was a lovely stone bridge, bearing a sign warning that people “injuring” the bridge would be subject to “transportation” (probably to Australia), by order of someone named “Fooks”. So that’s them fooked, then. I’ve no idea how old this sign is, but it has to be over a hundred and fifty years. | ||
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| + | [[Image:2020-03-09 50 -2 Macronencer 10 FirstObstacle.jpg|thumb|left]]As I made my way along the path, I encountered a longish stretch of '''alligator swamp''' flanked with '''snapping velociraptors'''. This didn’t bode well for later, but I bravely negotiated it without slipping over, and reached the other end, whereupon I saw that the River Frome had flooded quite badly up ahead. Since the hash point was on a footpath right beside it, I realised that my chances were now looking slim. Sure enough, after crossing a sluice bridge, I found myself confronted with a stretch of water too deep to traverse in mere boots. [[Image:2020-03-09 50 -2 Macronencer 13 Damn.jpg|thumb|right]]Even wellies would have been unequal to the task. Looking again at the map, I realised that this wasn’t even the path that held the hash point! It was one that was further away from the river. The path I should have taken was basically now beneath the river, so much so that I hadn’t even spotted it and had taken the other one instead. | ||
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| + | So, there it was. A Retro Hash CNR. Damn. Never mind, I told myself. There would be lunch, in ''Reloved'', a café I’d found on [https://www.happycow.net/ Happy Cow] earlier. So I returned to the car and changed my boots, then walked down a couple of blocks to find it. | ||
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| + | The café was closed. It shouldn’t have been closed, according to my information, so I’m not sure what happened. Perhaps it was something to do with COVID-19, the novel coronavirus, and people staying at home when they feel sick. Whatever the reason, I thought it was time to leave so as not to arrive home during rush hour. | ||
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| + | On my way back to the car I passed ''Potter’s Café'' and ''Fudge’s Wool Shop''. I couldn’t help wondering whether the Minister for Magic had been stationed there to keep an eye on Harry. I also looked around for a ''Wool’s Fudge Shop'', but was out of luck. | ||
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| + | I think Dorchester would be a nice place to return to in the Summer when the hash point is available, and I didn’t get to explore everything. In particular, I’d like to see the dino bear and teddysaur museums. | ||
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| + | '''Watch this page! I’ll be back.''' | ||
=== Tracklogs === | === Tracklogs === | ||
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Image:2020-03-09 50 -2 Macronencer 01 HashpointLookedPerfect.png|The hash point looked perfect from orbit... | Image:2020-03-09 50 -2 Macronencer 01 HashpointLookedPerfect.png|The hash point looked perfect from orbit... | ||
Image:2020-03-09 50 -2 Macronencer 02 RightOnTheFootpath.png|Look! It's RIGHT on the FOOTPATH! | Image:2020-03-09 50 -2 Macronencer 02 RightOnTheFootpath.png|Look! It's RIGHT on the FOOTPATH! | ||
| − | Image:2020-03-09 50 -2 Macronencer 03 CarPark.jpg|The car park was frustrating. I had no coins | + | Image:2020-03-09 50 -2 Macronencer 03 CarPark.jpg|The car park was frustrating. I had no coins, so tried to pay via the app, but it crashed. |
Image:2020-03-09 50 -2 Macronencer 04 TeddiesAndWarriors.jpg|Taoism meets Confucionism? | Image:2020-03-09 50 -2 Macronencer 04 TeddiesAndWarriors.jpg|Taoism meets Confucionism? | ||
Image:2020-03-09 50 -2 Macronencer 05 Traffic.jpg|Not a fan of long traffic-ridden roads like this. | Image:2020-03-09 50 -2 Macronencer 05 Traffic.jpg|Not a fan of long traffic-ridden roads like this. | ||
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Contents
Location
Next to the River Frome near Dorchester
Retro Expedition 2020-03-09
This is Macronencer's Displaced Origin Geohash for this graticule, and he attempted to reach it as it looked easy enough...
Participants
Plans
Macronencer plans to drop by on a round trip that also includes a standard hash near Winfrith Newburgh, just 15 minutes away by car.
Expedition
"The best-laid plans of Mice and Men gang aft aglug."
I’d just completed my standard hash down in Winfrith and was feeling quite mellow. Driving to Dorchester took only quarter of an hour, and I found a little car park with ease, where the charges weren’t too high. Sadly, I hadn’t brought any cash and the app they recommended for paying didn’t work… so I ended up phoning one of those tedious pay-by-phone lines, which took at least five minutes, perhaps ten.
I made my way up to the High Street, as I’d planned to get the retro hash before lunch. A sign outside the Teddy Bear museum showed that they also hosted an exhibition of Terracotta Warriors. I hope they don’t get them mixed up. Actually, having recently re-read The Tao of Pooh, I immediately saw the sign as a juxtaposition of Taoism and Confucionism (which sounds much more pretentious than it actually is).
Near the footpath was a lovely stone bridge, bearing a sign warning that people “injuring” the bridge would be subject to “transportation” (probably to Australia), by order of someone named “Fooks”. So that’s them fooked, then. I’ve no idea how old this sign is, but it has to be over a hundred and fifty years.
As I made my way along the path, I encountered a longish stretch of alligator swamp flanked with snapping velociraptors. This didn’t bode well for later, but I bravely negotiated it without slipping over, and reached the other end, whereupon I saw that the River Frome had flooded quite badly up ahead. Since the hash point was on a footpath right beside it, I realised that my chances were now looking slim. Sure enough, after crossing a sluice bridge, I found myself confronted with a stretch of water too deep to traverse in mere boots.
Even wellies would have been unequal to the task. Looking again at the map, I realised that this wasn’t even the path that held the hash point! It was one that was further away from the river. The path I should have taken was basically now beneath the river, so much so that I hadn’t even spotted it and had taken the other one instead.
So, there it was. A Retro Hash CNR. Damn. Never mind, I told myself. There would be lunch, in Reloved, a café I’d found on Happy Cow earlier. So I returned to the car and changed my boots, then walked down a couple of blocks to find it.
The café was closed. It shouldn’t have been closed, according to my information, so I’m not sure what happened. Perhaps it was something to do with COVID-19, the novel coronavirus, and people staying at home when they feel sick. Whatever the reason, I thought it was time to leave so as not to arrive home during rush hour.
On my way back to the car I passed Potter’s Café and Fudge’s Wool Shop. I couldn’t help wondering whether the Minister for Magic had been stationed there to keep an eye on Harry. I also looked around for a Wool’s Fudge Shop, but was out of luck.
I think Dorchester would be a nice place to return to in the Summer when the hash point is available, and I didn’t get to explore everything. In particular, I’d like to see the dino bear and teddysaur museums.
Watch this page! I’ll be back.
Tracklogs
Photos
The hash point looked perfect from orbit...
Look! It's RIGHT on the FOOTPATH!
The car park was frustrating. I had no coins, so tried to pay via the app, but it crashed.
Taoism meets Confucionism?
Not a fan of long traffic-ridden roads like this.
A very picturesque bridge over the River Frome.
So this is the fate that used to await vandals. They were "Fooksed"! Actually, transported (probably to Australia).
The path is down here.
Uh oh. This is looking quite muddy.
Alligator swamp! And there were velociraptors on each side too, but I made it.
Dorchester in the distance.
The hash point is over there. It doesn't look particularly dry.
OK, this one is beyond me. I need a boat! I don't think even wellies would have helped. Waders, maybe.
Standing in the shallows, Mother Nature's bitch.
I was only 91m away :(
Antiques place.
This town is full of Sehenswürdigkeiten. (Sorry, practising my German!)
Dinosaurs on a window! What is this?
Oh. A dinosaur museum. We're close to the famous "dinosaur coast" here!
Not raptors, luckily. All the raptors were over at the flooded path, I think.
Fudge...
...and Potter, almost next door! I wondered what those two ended up doing after the movies.
Achievements
No achievements, though several would have been possible, had this been a normal hash instead of a retro - mostly relating to the environment!
