Geohashing Quotes

Here is a collection of geohashing quotes designed to capture the spirit of geohashing. In some way, each of them helps define something about geohashing, whether it's the spirit of adventure, the non-sequitur, or the general oddity of the whole idea. Hopefully it helps share a little of the spirit of geohashing around. Please add your own discoveries if you think they fit (or don't, for that matter), and hopefully one of those techno-savvy types will come along and make it into a fancy rotating banner or something, we'll just have to wait and see.

Quotes

But first, let me say that you shouldn't look at Google Maps. They had a blind monkey draw their roads behind its back. - relet

There were quite a few "what the heck are we doing" moments, namely when we got into the little rafts in the water and paddled a quarter kilometre into the bay all in the dark – srs0

This was the day when relet was drawn to the dark side of geohashing…relet rode his trusty mount to the airport, to trade it for something faster. Something more powerful. Something more attuned to the dark forces of combustion. Something with a built-in navigation system. The dark side makes you powerful, yet weak. - relet

Who would be riding a bicycle this time of year? – Robyn

Don't worry, we're from the Internet – Mike V.

Then I realised, despite all my whining, my pain and exhaustion, my total lack of any positive thoughts at all, I was enjoying myself. I was having one of the most exhilarating times of my life. I was exploring a place that no one had ever been, seeing things no one had ever seen, pushing my body to its limit for a ridiculously pointless goal and loving every second of it...I was at the hash. – UnwiseOwl

There's probably only one IRC channel in the world where you can complain about the stupid forest not being cold enough at -9°C and everyone understands and agrees without raising an eyebrow. - dawidi

Things I learned while Geohashing: Check the damned ferry schedule. - thepiguy

There were cliffs. – Canberra Hashers

Would you like to join us for punch and pie? ...And by that I mean beef jerky and Coke. – Providence Hashers

Seattle geohash stuffed 8 members into an antique phone booth. We were working on a ninth, when we were asked not to do that anymore. – Thomcat?

The problem with 14km twice is that its not far enough, so Arvid made his total trip more interesting by going over a nearby hill (that he discovered while doing an earlier hash) a couple of times, and took a long way home - Arvid

That someone gets off at that stop, that happens maybe once in ten years – Ekorren’s friendly busdriver.

"We're not allowed to trespass, right? That's in the rules." said Wade. "Right, but..." explained Robyn. - Robyn

I've done the nearest worst thing that could happen: I had to explain geohashing to my mother. - Ekorren

In Soviet Russia, Nemo finds you! - Psud

Good thing though, that we (Germans) didn't invent it... otherwise the sport might now be known as DIN EN 31337 Verfahren zur Ermittlung statistisch gleichverteilter Zielpunkte fuer satellitengestuetzte mobile Freizeitgestaltung - dawidi in #geohashing

psypete: "is there any prize or accomplishment for geohashing in a hurricane?" - joannac: "a darwin award" joannac in #geohashing

Basically, we take a random point based on the Stock exchange and the current date, and go and have wacky adventures. Think of me as a new kind of adventure capitalist. - UnwiseOwl, explaining geohashing to a friend.

That was when a man, apparently the owner of the place, discovered us. He was a bit more skeptical than the girl, but let us stay and do our thing - as long as we didn't spend the night! None of us trusted ourselves to actually try to explain the whole thing without breaking out laughing, so our short answers must have left the poor guy rather perplexed as to what on earth we were doing there. - Pennywise at his debut hash.