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Like [[Geohashing]], minus your undies.
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In the spirit of the "fun & games" nature of Geohashing, achievers are requested to have a ridiculously silly grin on their face and to otherwise keep their photographic evidence ...uh... "tasteful and artistic" (as opposed to the kind that might result in mothers telling their children that they can't Geohash, anymore...)
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Hashing unencumbered by clothing. (Despite being called '''geoflashing''', no actual flashing of other people is required -- and in fact, please don't without permission.)
  
== Honorary Mention: Underwear Geohash ==
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Perhaps the hash was at a nude beach and you decided 'when in Rome...', or maybe being alone in nature inspired a naturist spirit (as in the originating expedition by UnwiseOwl). If not alone, achievers are recommended to tell the following joke to their companions:
  
You take this ribbon if you're willing to admit to your presence at a geohash in your underwear, but do not disrobe further. I personally don't want to see very many people's documentation, but if document you must, please recall that some day you may wish to run for schoolboard. And let us again remind you that you remain responsible for your actions while geohashing, and that trespassing against your local laws is contrary to the spirit of geohashing.
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Person 1: "What are you eating under there?"
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Person 2: "Under where?"
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Person 1: "Ha ha, you're supposed to wear it, not eat it!"
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That said, hey, go wild. I hope you heeded your mom and wore nice undies. Also you can ask your fellow geohashers:
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Unlike most other achievements, this one doesn't add to the list of [[what to bring]], however it's probably a good idea to bring clothes appropriate to the hash area even if they are temporarily removed to get this achievement.
  
:You: "What are you eating under there?"
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== Proof ==
:Them: "Under where?"
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Due to the sensitive nature of this achievement, proof is flexible; some previous attainers have simply taken a photo of all their clothes on the ground. If you do take a picture of yourself, it is recommended to have the customary ridiculously silly grin (trademark pending) on their face and to keep the evidence on the expedition and gallery pages "tasteful and artistic" (creative usage of https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SceneryCensor can be a good way to go with this). Pictures that leave no doubt as to the evidence of achievement may be linked from those pages without a preview, and with a warning (while doubtless most hashers have healthy body positivity, some prefer not to see these sorts of things -- and geohashing is an [[:category:geohashers in their 0s|all-ages]] [[:category:geohashers in their 10s|sport]] [so only adults as considered by the jurisdiction where the wiki servers are hosted are allowed to post any proof besides the clothes-on-the-ground one]).
:You: "Ha ha, you're supposed to wear it, not eat it!"
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== Variants and combinations ==
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=== Combining with [[birthday geohash achievement]] ===
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The two achievements together may properly be known as a '''birthday suit geohash'''!
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=== Honorary Mention: Underwear Geohash ===
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Some people may want to follow the spirit rather than the letter of the achievement, and that's fine.
  
 
=="Winners"==
 
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*[[User:Alexturgid|Alexturgid]] and [[User:Tekwyzard|Tekwyzard]] on [[2012-03-06 53 -2]], near a reservoir in Colne, UK.
 
*[[User:Alexturgid|Alexturgid]] and [[User:Tekwyzard|Tekwyzard]] on [[2012-03-06 53 -2]], near a reservoir in Colne, UK.
 
*[[User:TheOneRing|TheOneRing]] on [[2014-06-22 48 10]]
 
*[[User:TheOneRing|TheOneRing]] on [[2014-06-22 48 10]]
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*[[User:Fippe|Fippe]] at [[2018-09-01 53 11]]
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*[[User:Gefrierbrand|Gefrierbrand]] and [[User:Santu|Santu]] at [[2021-08-13_49_9]]
  
==Ribbon Template==
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Latest revision as of 14:42, 24 August 2021

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This user earned the Geoflashing Achievement
by stripping off at the ({{{latitude}}}, {{{longitude}}}) geohash on [[{{{date}}} {{{latitude}}} {{{longitude}}}|{{{date}}}]].

Hashing unencumbered by clothing. (Despite being called geoflashing, no actual flashing of other people is required -- and in fact, please don't without permission.)

Perhaps the hash was at a nude beach and you decided 'when in Rome...', or maybe being alone in nature inspired a naturist spirit (as in the originating expedition by UnwiseOwl). If not alone, achievers are recommended to tell the following joke to their companions:

Person 1: "What are you eating under there?" Person 2: "Under where?" Person 1: "Ha ha, you're supposed to wear it, not eat it!"

Unlike most other achievements, this one doesn't add to the list of what to bring, however it's probably a good idea to bring clothes appropriate to the hash area even if they are temporarily removed to get this achievement.

Proof

Due to the sensitive nature of this achievement, proof is flexible; some previous attainers have simply taken a photo of all their clothes on the ground. If you do take a picture of yourself, it is recommended to have the customary ridiculously silly grin (trademark pending) on their face and to keep the evidence on the expedition and gallery pages "tasteful and artistic" (creative usage of https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SceneryCensor can be a good way to go with this). Pictures that leave no doubt as to the evidence of achievement may be linked from those pages without a preview, and with a warning (while doubtless most hashers have healthy body positivity, some prefer not to see these sorts of things -- and geohashing is an all-ages sport [so only adults as considered by the jurisdiction where the wiki servers are hosted are allowed to post any proof besides the clothes-on-the-ground one]).

Variants and combinations

Combining with birthday geohash achievement

The two achievements together may properly be known as a birthday suit geohash!

Honorary Mention: Underwear Geohash

Some people may want to follow the spirit rather than the letter of the achievement, and that's fine.

"Winners"

If anyone else wants to join in the fun, I wouldn't mind -- UnwiseOwl 09:05, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
You'll never walk alone. -- Relet 18:44, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
Naked in the woods with my sidekick taking pictures. This was my first geohashing. -- Pierre 17:59, 5 July 2009 (GMT+1)