Cubicle geohash achievement

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This achievement can be attained only when the place where you work is exactly under the coordinates of a particular day. This is incredibly lucky, and the chance of this happening to you is the area of your workplace divided by the area of the quadrangle you're in. Assuming a sphere of radius R (Earth is approximately 6,370,000m), θ = the absolute value of your graticule's latitude in degrees, and H = the size of your workplace in square metres, then the probability P is represented by the following formula:

P = H / ( [πR² / 180] · [sin(θ+1) - sin(θ)] )

A typical cube dweller in Denver, Colorado (latitude 39°) has a chance of around one in 4,240,000. The same office drone in Vardø, Norway (latitude 70°) has a chance of around one in 1,840,000.

If this does happen to you, you are required to throw a mad-keen office party at a day's notice.

This is one of those things that probably won't ever happen, but how cool would it be if it did?.

Ribbons

A ribbon is available here. It works for the full achievement or the honourable mention.

This user earned the cubicle geohash achievement by working at the ({{{latitude}}}, {{{longitude}}}) geohash on [[{{{date}}} {{{latitude}}} {{{longitude}}}|{{{date}}}]].

Winners

As of July 24th, nobody has won this yet.

Okay, i'm going to go for the win! I am claiming 2009-08-30 51 -1 to be within 6 metres of my place of work! I have photographic evidence of me at work, with the geohash point in sight, from 4 months prior to the geohash. I went to work, ran some Cucumber features (to actually do some work, thankfully they all passed!) and threw the obligatory mad-keen party to which 3 other people came!

Update: we can now provide video evidence and a 30-second video montage in celebration of the cubicle geohash!

Somebody might contest my win, because the geohash was not actually in the building. However, it was just outside, and i do sometimes work outside. It was at least on our land, between our office and car park. And you know, our office is very small!

Somebody could still get an even better cubicle geohash, in which case i'll happily pass over the title, but i'd like to be reigning champion for now, if that's okay! --sermoa 23:11, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

Sermoa earned the cubicle geohash achievement by working at the (51, -1) geohash on 2009-08-30.

Sermoa, Macronencer, Mapaholic and DavidMiller earned the Party geohash by throwing a mad-keen party at the (51, -1) geohash on 2009-08-30.

If you've been within 3 miles, please let us know via the discussion page! Those who successfully convert to SI units, might even be eligible for an almost honourable mention (see below).

Honorable Mentions

Even if the coordinates aren't in your office, you can get an honorable mention if you work within 1km (a 20 minute walk) of the coordinates. While this is 1,400 times more likely to happen than the coordinates being in your workplace, it's still a long shot. If you work within 3km, you may award yourself with the almost honorable mention.

• smartaleq for 2008-09-27 33 -118, a distance of 150 feet.
• Joanna for 2009-02-23 -35 149, <1k away from where she works, according to google maps.
• Felix Dance for 2009-05-25 -37 144, a distance of 500m from his construction site.
• donks169 for 2009-10-12 50 -1, <1km from his school.

Almost honorable mentions

• Virgletati for 2008-06-30 41 -88
• lyx for 2008-08-22 59 10
• Danatar's mother for driving him to 2008-10-22 49 8, which is 1.5 km from her workplace.
• the ru for 2009-01-15 67 20
• Benjw for 2009-04-03 52 0, a mere 40m over a kilometre from his central Cambridge office.
• zb: 2009-06-07 and -08: Here and there, ca. 2 km.
• Jim for 2009-06-10 45 -122, about 2.6 km from his office.
• Dvdllr for 2010-03-01 40 -89, 1.1 km from his cubicle's coordinates in a nearby office building.