User:Macronencer

58 / m / 50,-1

Macronencer

Real name	Mike
Based in	Bursledon, Southampton, UK
Education	Southampton Uni Maths grad, 1986.
Job	Software developer
True vocation	Media Composer (I'm working on it)
xkcd history	Fan since the first mention on BoingBoing in 2005

Other information

Mike can close his nose without touching it, which makes him fart-proof. He eats at least forty times his own body weight every century, is a part-time volunteer in the Lynne Truss militia, and loves skunks, his son and longevity research - but not in that order. Give him an inch and he takes a mile. Give him a pinch and he makes a pile. He is a full-time sceptic, part-time father, one-time rock star and all-time champion awful punster.

This is Chuck, my new hashscot. Being one of the greatest adventuring scientists who ever lived, rather exhausted after his voyage on the Beagle, family tragedy and the years and years of work on his well-known book, this 200-year-old explorer decided to take it easy, and now travels to random locations with me.

He enjoys looking at the countryside on our travels, and gets rather animated when by chance we spy a finch or lowly earthworm. I often have to remind him to calm down before he punctuates his equilibrium. I am looking forward to the day when my bicycle chain breaks so I can ask him, in jocular fashion, to go and find the missing link.

Local graticules

Southampton, United Kingdom (home)
Swindon, United Kingdom (convenient alternative)
Brighton, United Kingdom (possible alternative as I work near Fareham)
Weymouth, United Kingdom (occasionally convenient)

Planned hashes

Standard hashes

2009-08-10 50 -1 New Forest, not far from Hythe

Retro hashes and special expeditions

2008-05-21 51 -1 Standby retrohash for next year's Mouse Over Day - hash for original geohash day in the Swindon grat.
Visit the hash point from the original comic: 2005-05-26 37 -122 - it's in the Golden Gate recreational park in San Francisco.

Attempted Hashes

Standard hashes

(icon work in progress!)

Seq#	ID	Location	Information				O.S.M.	First encounters
008	2009-08-08 50 -2	Chesil beach, Portland, Weymouth	(train)	8	8	0	3
007	2009-08-07 50 -1	Field (in Wiltshire) near Rockbourne, Hampshire		7	7	0	2
006	2009-08-01 50 -2	Charlton Marshall, Dorset	(M)	6	6	0	2	04housemat, Mahahahaneapneap
005	2009-07-27 50 -1	Romsey, Hampshire		5	5	0	1
004	2009-07-27 51 -0	Flitwick, near Luton		4	4	0	1
003	2009-07-22 50 -0	The Road To Bognor		3	3	0	1
002	2009-07-18 50 -1	Hambledon Cricket pilgrimage!	(M)	2	2	0	1
001	2009-06-28 50 -1	Hedge End recreation ground		1	1	0	0	Sermoa

Retro hashes and special expeditions

Date	ID	Location	Information
2009-07-27	1965-05-06 51 0	Origin Geohash achievement In a field next to Hylands Park, Chelmsford

Statistics

Score card(s)

	-2	-1	-0
52	x	x	x
51	x	x	1
50	2	4	1

Achievements

Ongoing

Macronencer achieved level 3 of the Minesweeper Geohash achievement

by visiting coordinates in Southampton, United Kingdom and 3 of the surrounding graticules.

Macronencer earned the xkcd Nullaturion achievement

by attending 3 Saturday meetups.

Completed

Macronencer earned the Consecutive geohash achievement

by reaching 2 consecutive hash points starting on 2009-08-07.

Macronencer earned the Public transport geohash achievement

by reaching the (50, -2) geohash on 2009-08-08 via South West Trains.

Macronencer earned the Ambassador achievement

by obtaining permission from Mr. McLeod, son of the land-owner to access the (50, -1) geohash on 2009-08-07.

Macronencer earned the Pub Geohash Achievement

by visiting a pub visible from the (50, -2) geohash on 2009-08-01.

Macronencer earned the GeoTrash Geohash Achievement

by cleaning up the (50, -2) geohash on 2009-08-01.

Macronencer earned the GeoTrash Geohash Achievement

by cleaning up the (50, -1) geohash on 2009-08-07.

Template:Virgin graticule

Macronencer earned the Multihash Achievement

by reaching the 2009-07-27 51 -0 and 2009-07-27 50 -1 geohashes on 2009-07-27.

Macronencer earned the Origin geohash achievement

by reaching the (51, 0) geohash for 1965-05-06 on 2009-07-27.

Macronencer earned the Land geohash achievement

by reaching the (50, -1) geohash on 2009-06-28.

Macronencer earned the Meet-up achievement

by meeting Sermoa at the (50, -1) geohash on 2009-06-28.

Gratuitous Ribbons

Macronencer earned the Musician Achievement

by playing flute at the (50, -1) geohash on 2009-06-28.

Macronencer earned the Rubik's Achievement

by solving a Rubik's cube at the (50, -1) geohash on 2009-06-28.

Long-term intentions

Earn various Displaced origin geohash achievements (some of these are rather ambitious, I'll admit!)
- 1965-05-06 51 -3 - actually on a green on the Aberdare golf course near Cardiff in Wales :)
- 1965-05-06 52 0 - marginally within somebody's front garden, but arguably public as within GPS accuracy of public land :)
- 1965-05-06 53 -1 - next to a canal and the M62 near Sheffield. Sounds inaccessible, but satellite imagery makes it look relatively easy.
- 1965-05-06 39 3 - very accessible as it is right next to a road... but it's on Mallorca.
- 1965-05-06 20 -156 - Maui - therefore expensive to get to. But just a short walk into the hills...
Leave a variety of unusual xkcd signs
- One made out of ants (Oh yeah!)
- One that can only be seen from the right angle (like the Channel 4 logos on TV)
- One in ASCII binary (probably already been done)
- One in Morse code (ditto)
Collar someone with a boat and do a big Water geohash, probably in the Solent, or the river Itchen or Hamble.
Buy a small boat (kayak?) and do a small Water geohash, probably in a lake or small river.
Gain the Minesweeper Geohash ribbon because it's shiny! Probably centred on the Swindon graticule.

Completed!

Earn the Origin geohash achievement by visiting 1965-05-06 51 0 in a field near Chelmsford
Leave an xkcd sign in Braille

VERY long-term intentions

Complete a hash expedition in all 64,800 graticules. Hey, I'm a life-extensionist and I think big, what can I say? The real question is: centuries from now, will geohashing exist? Come to that, will the Dow Jones exist? I think Gene Roddenberry would probably say "Let's hope not". So there ya go.

Journal

2009-08-05 New GPS
My Garmin eTrex Vista HCx arrived today from eBay. Seems very nice! Robust, and waterproof (IPX7, which I think means up to 1m of water) - however, I'm sure it doesn't float so if I get my boat, I'll also be getting a plastic sealable pouch with attached buoyancy device to prevent anguish. The software is adequate, but could be more exciting. As for the price of the maps...! Bloody hell. The UK TOPO map costs more than the device, aat a nice $299.99 or €230. Won't be buying that in a hurry. I think it would be nice if you could buy small sections of the maps, like with the old OS maps of Britain - they were not cheap, but at least you could go somewhere where you needed to buy maybe three of them, and it wouldn't break the bank. Anyway, it's good enough for hashing, without detailed maps, so I'm still happy. Also just downloaded the Goecaching app for my iPhone. I will try it out this weekend, perhaps.

2009-08-04 Bigness
64,800 graticules... think about that. I just did. Even if you did one every single day, in the biggest Consecutive geohash ever, it would take 177 years. Even if you didn't bother with the ones that are in the sea, you're looking at decades of travel.
And when you remember that it would take most of an entire day to walk non-stop from the North end of a grat to the South end, you begin to understand the size of the Earth.
The Earth, of course, is just a small planet orbiting a star. The best estimate we have for the number of stars in the known universe is a very large number. So large that if you counted 3,000,000,000 stars every second (roughly the current clock speed of a home computer), you would take a whole CENTURY to count them all.

Feel small yet?

I see a distant future, in which latitude and longitude have been replaced by galactic co-ordinates, GPS units by some sub-ether positioning system with tweaks for relativistic issues such as the simultaneity conflict, the DJIA by some other source of stochastic nutrition (who knows what?)... how long would we have to live to hash every planet on every star in every galaxy?

I told you: I think big. I see no reason to think small.

2009-08-02 More about boats...
I cycled over to Hamble Canoe Club today and spoke to them about my plans. Alex was very helpful, and told me about this wonderful thing called a Tote-n-boat. It looks perfect! It could go in the car, or behind my bike in a trailer very easily. Were I fitter, I might even be able to sling it over my back while cycling, but I have my doubts about that. There's even a sailing rig for it, should I ever feel the need for such a thing. I wonder whether there's a UK supplier...

2009-08-01 Kayaks!
I went looking at water transport today. I seem to have these options:

1. Solid sit-on kayak

Pro Less work paddling against the wind, more rugged for larger stretches of water, can get a larger version and sit my son in the back seat. Andark's even told me it might fit IN my car, removing the need for a roof rack. I'm going back there to try doing that tomorrow, though I don't plan to buy anything just yet.

Con Expensive. Too large to take on bike-only expeditions, and I will get wet (but hey, that was probably going to happen anyway with a water hash)

2. Inflatable

Pro Cheap. Small enough to go in a bike trailer. I could probably get bike, trailer and boat into my car for maximum Ninja-strike capability.

Con Hard work to paddle against wind, and slightly more limited in choice of water. Probably dangerous in large tidal rivers, and NO WAY I would take one on the sea, of course.

This is interesting. The inflatable is cheap enough that I could get one and get the solid kayak later as well. This would allow me at least to have some water capability in the mean time. I also want to get some kayaking lessons (I need a refresher!)

2009-07-30 How accurate are the co-ordinates?
I like to answer questions like this, so I had a go. By my reckoning, the geohash algorithm gives a maximum grid resolution of about 6 femtometres, which is about 6,000 times smaller than a hydrogen atom. Talk about a hammer to crack a nut!

2009-07-29 More about Couch Potato
I think my previous estimate was pessimistic. Personally I would count anything within a 30m radius of the centre of my house, given that the grounds are fairly large. Actually they are rectangular, but likely to be equivalent to a 30m radius circle. I must measure this accurately at some point.

Anyway, this new criterion yields a 1 in 3 million chance on a given day (equating to a 1 in 8200 chance in a given year).

2009-07-17 Couch Potato...
I have just worked out that at my latitude of 50 degrees, assuming my house includes its land area of about 30x40m, there is a 1 in 6.7 million chance of getting a couch potato award on a given day. Not good odds, though admittedly a little better than the Lotto jackpot :|