WARNING: This user is one of our infamous bot lords. He maintains AperfectBot, the dumb ape that keeps the current events page up to date with the latest in geohashing expeditions. It also updates the expeditions lists on date pages, and makes expedition lists for users upon requests. He can often be heard muttering about the varied stupid behaviors the dumb ape periodically makes.
I have relocated to Portland, Oregon. I live very close to the western border of the graticule, so will likely go hashing in McMinnville, Oregon just about as much as Portland. I frequent the IRC channel as aperfectring, and apr.
My portal | My oregon trail log | My complete photo gallery | My abbreviated photo galleries
When I May Attend
- Workdays (weekdays, not including holidays and vacation) - So long as light holds out, I will make attempts which are near 45.5,-123 (within 10-15 miles), and seem to be decently accessible. I will be making these attempts after work, so won't be free before 5PM, and may not be free before sunset at all.
- Non-work weekdays - I will judge on a case-by-case basis. I'll try to be there at official meetup time, unless another one is scheduled.
- Saturdays - I will do my best to make attempts for the official meetup time.
- Sundays - Probably no geohashing, unless a very compelling location comes up.
Projects
I am maintaining the Notification program, notes here: User:Aperfectring/Notification
I am maintaining the bot which automates the creation of the list of upcoming geohashing expeditions, and user-specific expedition lists.
I came up with an idea about a website which will display a random geohashing picture. There would also likely be a "where in the world" quiz version allowing for some fun in guessing.
- The "where" part seems to be a bad idea, so I am going to shoot for more of a "the prettiest" geohashing picture, in the vain of [1].
- This now has its own page here: User:Aperfectring/Random_image_page
As a part of the above, I am working to categorize all of the images on the wiki. As of this post, there are more than 2500 left to be done. Since people post new pictures every day, it will be a race against them to get this complete! --aperfectring 07:42, 11 February 2010 (UTC)
- On behalf of aperfectring, I avow that there are now between 2000 and 2500 files left to be categorized. --AperfectBot 23:17, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
Projects actually related to going geohashing
- Reach a hashpoint in the The Dalles, Oregon graticule. FYI: The official name of that city is "The City of The Dalles". It makes for some strangeness when referring to it... (Completed on 2010-02-15)
- Complete a Bicycle geohash
- Complete the minesweeper surrounding Portland.
- Complete at least one geohash expedition (successfully reached coords or not) every month of 2010. List of qualifying points, first success if one exists, first failure if not.
- 2010-01-30
- 2010-02-15
- 2010-03-08
- 2010-04-13
- None in may =(.
- None in june =(.
- 2010-07-09.
- None in august =(.
- 2010-09-13 (unsuccessful)
- 2010-10-09 (unsuccessful)
- 2010-11-26 (unsuccessful)
- 2010-12-01
Questions
Q: Why did you have a lot of expeditions in Florida back in olden days?
A: I used to live there. In August/September of 2009 I moved to Oregon. In fact, I even have a geohash from the move in my list. Its the one in Colorado.
Q: What prompted you to move so far?
A: I firmly claim that it was completely geohashing related, and if reality doesn't agree, then it is reality that is lying to you.
Q: I like the bot(s) you have created, and wish to offer you <monetary or material reward>.
A: That's not a question. I didn't write these bots for gifts, and while the sentiment is appreciated, it is not necessary. I would prefer you use the <monetary or material reward> to somehow benefit geohashing as a whole.
Q: I like the bot(s) you have created, but would you add the ability to do <new functionality>?
A: The best place to ask for <new functionality> is on the bot's talk page. I will make comments on it there, and if I like it, I will add it to the TODO list.
Q: Why do you have an unhealthy hate of apes?
A: Ask that bloody dumb ape User:AperfectBot. I'm willing to bet the hate is mutual.
Q: You really seem to hate apes a lot, you know?
A: You would hate them too, if they tortured you as much as they do to me.
Q: Which came first, your hatred of apes or your hatred of AperfectBot?
A: Enough questions about this supposed hatred of apes! I only hate AperfectBot, and usually only when I am trying to teach it new tricks, or it crashed while I was at work.
Q: Has anyone ever actually asked you any of these questions?
A: That's it! Interview over! /me storms out of the wiki.
Records, Statistics, and Milestones
Updated: 2010-12-12
Geohashing attempts
- 1st: 2008-06-20
- 10th: 2009-11-07
- 20th: 2010-04-28
- 30th: 2010-12-12
- 40th: Forthcoming
- Total: 30 (Limon wasn't attempted, it just sort of happened)
Coordinates reached
- 1st: 2008-07-18
- 10th: 2010-03-08
- 20th: 2010-12-12
- 30th: Forthcoming
- Total: 20
Geohashers met
- Dtobias - Met at a hashpoint in a Publix supermarket in Miami Lakes
- Jiml - Went to dinner in Beaverton on a day when geohashing wasn't plausible
- Million zillion - Met in a Baskin Robbins parking lot to carpool to a hashpoint.
- Rhonda - Picked her up to carpool to a very Narnia-like hashpoint in a schoolyard in Vancouver (WA).
Graticules by attempts
- Portland, Oregon: 14
- Palm Beach, Florida: 5
- McMinnville, Oregon: 5
- Astoria, Oregon: 3
- Miami, Florida: 1
- Mt. St. Helens, Washington: 1
- The Dalles, Oregon: 1
Graticules by coordinates reached
- Portland, Oregon: 9
- McMinnville, Oregon: 4
- Astoria, Oregon: 2
- Palm Beach, Florida: 2
- Miami, Florida: 1
- Mt. St. Helens, Washington: 1
- The Dalles, Oregon: 1
Centicules progress
- Green = Oregon/Washington
- Orange = Florida
Geohashes Attended
I usually have more pictures from the expedition, and usually have higher res versions of all the ones on the site, just ask.
This table is automagically created by User:AperfectBot. Find out how to set one up for yourself here.
Date |
Grat Addr |
Grat Name |
People Met |
Success/Failure |
Description
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2008-06-20 |
26 -80 |
Palm Beach, Florida |
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Failed |
Just off of FL 701 (Bee Line Hwy) near the North Palm Beach County Airport....
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2008-06-28 |
26 -80 |
Palm Beach, Florida |
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Failed |
In the Loxahatchee National Wildlife Refuge in the section which is not ope...
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2008-07-18 |
26 -80 |
Palm Beach, Florida |
Red cordial, Tim Tams |
Succeeded |
Right next to a detention pond in Boca Raton, FL
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2008-12-06 |
26 -80 |
Palm Beach, Florida |
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Succeeded |
In the northern part of the graticule, in the right of way for the road lea...
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2009-06-04 |
45 -122 |
Portland, Oregon |
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Failed |
Participants Aperfectring noticed that the point was in what appeared to ...
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2009-06-05 |
45 -123 |
McMinnville, Oregon |
|
Succeeded |
Participants Aperfectring woke early to check the coords and take a drive...
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2009-06-28 |
25 -80 |
Miami, Florida |
Million zillion, Dtobias |
Succeeded |
In a Publix supermarket in Miami Lakes
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2009-07-04 |
26 -80 |
Palm Beach, Florida |
|
Failed |
On a sugar cane farm near Belle Glade.
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2009-09-02 |
39 -103 |
Limon, Colorado |
Aperfectring's mom |
Failed |
Right in the median of I-70 near Arriba, Colorado.
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2009-11-01 |
45 -123 |
McMinnville, Oregon |
Jim |
Succeeded |
Scaponia Recreation Area, Scapoose, Oregon
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2009-11-07 |
46 -123 |
Astoria, Oregon |
|
Succeeded |
In what appears to be a field near Astoria.
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2009-12-06 |
45 -122 |
Portland, Oregon |
Jim, Michael5000 |
Succeeded |
Beaverton, Oregon. The Sunset High School baseball field.
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2010-01-30 |
46 -122 |
Mt. St. Helens, Washington |
Jim |
Succeeded |
Gobel, Oregon, near the Columbia River - in the woods. Near power lines th...
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2010-02-11 |
45 -123 |
McMinnville, Oregon |
Jim |
Failed |
In a forested section of land near Banks, Oregon.
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2010-02-15 |
45 -121 |
The Dalles, Oregon |
Jim |
Succeeded |
Near the Columbia River in The Dales, Oregon
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2010-03-08 |
45 -122 |
Portland, Oregon |
Rhonda, Jim |
Succeeded |
Up on the Washington side of the river, to the east. Seems to be fairly cl...
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2010-04-13 |
45 -122 |
Portland, Oregon |
Jim |
Succeeded |
The 22500 block of SW Johnson, close to Century High School. It appears to ...
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2010-04-20 |
45 -122 |
Portland, Oregon |
Jim, starbird |
Succeeded |
Along side a walking/biking path on Sauvie Island.
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2010-04-25 |
45 -122 |
Portland, Oregon |
|
Failed |
In Gifford Pinchot National Forest along a National Forest road. Condition...
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2010-04-25 |
45 -123 |
McMinnville, Oregon |
Jim |
Succeeded |
In Camp Wilkerson Park, NE of Pittsburg, Oregon
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2010-04-28 |
45 -122 |
Portland, Oregon |
Jim |
Failed |
Near the intersection of Cornell and Barnes out on the west side. Tax maps...
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2010-07-09 |
45 -123 |
McMinnville, Oregon |
Jim |
Succeeded |
A Farm parking lot near Hillsboro, Oregon
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2010-07-30 |
45 -122 |
Portland, Oregon |
Michael5000, Jim |
Succeeded |
On the campus of Lakeridge High School, in Lake Oswego.
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2010-07-31 |
46 -123 |
Astoria, Oregon |
Jim |
Succeeded |
Close to Hwy 47 Near Mist Oregon
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2010-09-13 |
45 -122 |
Portland, Oregon |
|
Failed |
Appears to be inside a building in the St. Johns area of Portland.
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2010-10-09 |
45 -122 |
Portland, Oregon |
redaragorn, Jim |
Succeeded |
In a swampy area adjacent to Hwy 30 near St. Helens, Oregon.
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2010-11-26 |
46 -123 |
Astoria, Oregon |
Jim |
Failed |
Looks to be under some high-tension power lines near the Columbia River, up...
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2010-12-01 |
45 -122 |
Portland, Oregon |
|
Succeeded |
South of Gresham, just off of a neighborhood road. The neighborhood looks ...
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2010-12-05 |
45 -122 |
Portland, Oregon |
Jim |
Succeeded |
Tualatin, Oregon, on a trampoline in a back yard
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2010-12-07 |
45 -122 |
Portland, Oregon |
Jim |
Succeeded |
Near the Zoo, between SW Canyon Court and Hwy 26. Appears to be on the SW ...
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2010-12-12 |
45 -122 |
Portland, Oregon |
Michael5000 |
Succeeded |
In an empty lot across the railroad tracks from a shopping mall in Milwauki...
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2010-12-18 |
45 -122 |
Portland, Oregon |
|
Succeeded |
On a street corner in Aloha.
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2010-12-31 |
45 -122 |
Portland, Oregon |
Jim |
Succeeded |
In what appears to be an apartment complex out near Troutdale.
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2011-01-08 |
45 -123 |
McMinnville, Oregon |
|
Failed |
In the coast range about 3 miles off of the road through the nearest pass, ...
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2011-02-04 |
45 -122 |
Portland, Oregon |
Jim, Michael5000, Mrs.5000 |
Succeeded |
Bronson Road, which is right next to Hwy 26, between 185th and Cornell exit...
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2011-04-23 |
63 18 |
Örnsköldsvik, Sweden |
APR's coworker |
Succeeded |
East of Örnsköldsvik on a hill/mountain, in some wooded area. For APR's re...
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2011-05-21 |
52 14 |
Frankfurt (Oder), Germany |
Ekorren, Mampfred, LadyBB, lyx, relet, Crox, { |
Succeeded |
A swamp in western Poland. Border jumping for all!
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2011-09-11 |
45 -122 |
Portland, Oregon |
Jim, relet, Lyx |
Failed |
Driveway of a vinyard near McMinnville
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Achievements
These are arranged by color coding first, and alphabetically by achievement name second. I will only claim an achievement once with the following exceptions:
- Minesweeper - Only one per "region". Preferably none of the graticules will overlap between two claims of this.
- Virgin - If I get it for the graticule, I will take it
- Meet-up - If I meet someone new, they will get a ribbon. Everyone on the expedition where I meet someone new will be listed.
Possibly more to come to this list.
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Gratuitous Ribbons
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Rhonda, aperfectring, and jiml earned the Narnia achievement
- by finding a single lamp post in a forest at the hash point (45, -122) geohash on 2010-03-08.
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