User:Macronencer

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Macronencer

Real name	Mike
Based in	Bursledon, Southampton, UK
Education	Southampton Uni Maths grad, 1986.
Job	Software developer
True vocation	Composer/Author (I'm working on both, just in case. When I go either blind or deaf, I'll know which way to turn...)
xkcd history	Fan since the first mention on BoingBoing in 2005
Home turf	approximately here

Other information

Mike can close his nose without touching it, which makes him fart-proof. He eats at least forty times his own body weight every century, is a part-time English language nitpicker, and loves writing, music, his son and Transhumanism - but not in that order. Give him an inch and he takes a mile. Give him a pinch and he makes a pile. He is a full-time sceptic, part-time father, one-time rock star and all-time champion awful punster.

Mike has also written a song about Geohashing, and had it played on his local radio station.

Here's a link to the official video on YouTube.

This is Chuck, my hashscot. Being one of the greatest adventuring scientists who ever lived, rather exhausted after his voyage on the Beagle, family tragedy and the years and years of work on his well-known book, this 200-year-old explorer decided to take it easy, and now travels to random locations with me.

He enjoys looking at the countryside on our travels, and gets rather animated when by chance we spy a finch or lowly earthworm. I often have to remind him to calm down before he punctuates his equilibrium. I am looking forward to the day when my bicycle chain breaks so I can ask him, in jocular fashion, to go and find the missing link.

Local Graticules

Southampton, United Kingdom (home)
Swindon, United Kingdom (convenient alternative)
Brighton, United Kingdom (possible alternative as I work near Fareham)
Weymouth, United Kingdom (occasionally convenient)

Planned Hashes

Retro Hashes and Special Expeditions

• Do a Buccaneer Geohash on Talk Like a Pirate Day (yyyy-09-19)
• Visit the hash point from the original comic: 2005-05-26 37 -122 - it's in the Mt. Tam state park near San Francisco.
• Do a DST-based Time-traveller achievement (there's a fair chance, as I'm not too far from the Greenwich Meridian).

Hash Log

Map of my expeditions on Google Maps - to 032
(GREEN = Successful / RED = CNR / BLUE = Special (Origin Geohash etc.)

Standard Hashes

All distances in km

Co-ordinates Reached		27
Co-ordinates NOT reached		7
Saturday 4pm Meetups		6
Total by ferry		45
Total by rail		276
Total by car		3240
Total by bike		156
Total on foot		48

Seq#	ID	Location	Information						First encounters
034	2020-02-29 51 -1	Bentley Wood, West Tytherley				85		3	Not yet implemented
033	2014-05-03 50 -1	Berry Business Village, Hedge End				6			Not yet implemented
032	2014-04-27 52 -0	Biggleswade Rugby Club				377			Not yet implemented
031	2014-04-23 51 -0	Marlow, near Reading				225		3	Not yet implemented
030	2014-04-17 50 -1	Fox and Hounds pub, Bursledon				3			Not yet implemented
029	2013-03-24 50 -1	Fritham, New Forest				75		4	Not yet implemented
028	2010-02-17 51 -0	Thame, Oxfordshire				10			Not yet implemented
027	2009-11-17 50 -1	Forest of Bere				24		1	Not yet implemented
026	2009-10-31 50 -2	Long Crichel, Blandford Forum				130			Not yet implemented
025	2009-10-24 52 -1	Aston-upon-Trent, near Derby				86			Not yet implemented
024	2009-10-23 51 -1	Hockley, Winchester				55		1	Not yet implemented
023	2009-10-18 51 -2	West Kington, Chippenham				241			Not yet implemented
022	2009-10-18 51 -3	St. Bride's-Super-Ely, Cardiff				76		1	Not yet implemented
021	2009-10-13 50 -1	Chandlers Ford, Southampton				28			Not yet implemented
020	2009-10-11 51 -0	Stedham, Midhurst				138		2	Not yet implemented
019	2009-10-02 51 -0	Highmoor Cross, Reading				197		4	Not yet implemented
018	2009-09-29 51 -1	Ashmansworth, Hampshire				132			Not yet implemented
017	2009-09-27 50 -1	Eastleigh				33		2	Not yet implemented
016	2009-09-18 50 -0	South Harting				100		4	Not yet implemented
015	2009-09-13 50 -1	Hilsea recreation ground			43			3	Not yet implemented
014	2009-09-10 51 -1	Litchfield				136		6	Not yet implemented
013	2009-09-06 50 -1	Harbridge, New Forest				63	46	2	Not yet implemented
012	2009-09-02 50 -2	Iwerne Minster				195			Not yet implemented
011	2009-08-30 51 -1	Barton Farm, Winchester				59			Not yet implemented
010	2009-08-15 50 -1	Bierley, Isle of Wight		40		12	68		Not yet implemented
009	2009-08-10 50 -1	New Forest, near Hythe		5		19	15		Not yet implemented
008	2009-08-08 50 -2	Chesil beach, Portland, Weymouth			233		16	1	Not yet implemented
007	2009-08-07 50 -1	Field near Rockbourne					9		Not yet implemented
006	2009-08-01 50 -2	Charlton Marshall, Dorset				148		1	Not yet implemented
005	2009-07-27 50 -1	Romsey, Hampshire				192		1	Not yet implemented
004	2009-07-27 51 -0	Flitwick, near Luton				248			Not yet implemented
003	2009-07-22 50 -0	The Road To Bognor				93	2		Not yet implemented
002	2009-07-18 50 -1	Hambledon Cricket pilgrimage!				49		9	Not yet implemented
001	2009-06-28 50 -1	Hedge End Recreation Ground				5			Not yet implemented

Retro Hashes and Special Expeditions

Seq#	Date	ID	Location	Information
R001	2009-07-27	1965-05-06 51 0	Origin Geohash achievement In a field next to Hylands Park, Chelmsford

Statistics

Note: only reached co-ordinates on standard hashes are counted here

Score Card - Complete History

	-3	-2	-1	-0
52	x	x	x	1
51	1	1	5	5
50	x	3	13	2

Calendar - 2020 only

2020	01	02	03	04	05	06	07	08	09	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22	23	24	25	26	27	28	29	30	31
Jan
Feb																													1
Mar
Apr
May
Jun
Jul
Aug
Sep
Oct
Nov
Dec

• Previous years can be found here

Long-term Intentions

Origin Displacement Retrohashes

Earn various Displaced origin geohash achievements (some of these are rather ambitious, I'll admit!)

Continent	Country	Hash	Comments	% Chance of success
Europe	UK	1965-05-06 50 -2	Right on a footpath by a river in Dorchester	99
Europe	UK	1965-05-06 52 0	Marginally within somebody's front garden, but arguably public as within GPS accuracy of public land	85
Europe	UK	1965-05-06 53 -1	Next to a canal and the M62 near Sheffield. Sounds inaccessible, but satellite imagery makes it look relatively easy.	80
Europe	UK	1965-05-06 51 -3	On a green (or the fairway?) on the Aberdare golf course near Cardiff in Wales :)	70
Europe	UK	1965-05-06 50 -1	On the Isle Of Wight: 100m from path, in a field - needs careful permission planning	30
Europe	Mallorca	1965-05-06 39 3	Next to a road but not ON it. Looks like an orchard.	10
Undefined	Hawai'i	1965-05-06 20 -156	On Maui - therefore expensive to get to. Thought it was a short walk into the hills... but it seems it might be restricted access	5

Other

• Leave a variety of unusual xkcd signs
  • One made out of ants (attempted on 2009-09-27 50 -1 without success)
  • One in ASCII binary (probably already been done)
  • One in Morse code (ditto)
  • One in Turncode (something I've invented)
• Collar someone with a boat and do a big Water geohash, probably in the Solent, or the river Itchen or Hamble.
• Buy a small boat (kayak?) and do a small Water geohash, probably in a lake or small river.
• Gain the Minesweeper Geohash ribbon because it's shiny! Probably centred on the Swindon graticule.

Completed!

• Earn the Origin geohash achievement by visiting 1965-05-06 51 0 in a field near Chelmsford
• Leave an xkcd sign in Braille
• Leave an xkcd sign that can only be seen from the right angle (like the Channel 4 logos on TV)

VERY long-term intentions

• Complete a hash expedition in all 64,800 graticules. Hey, I'm a life-extensionist and I think big, what can I say? The real question is: centuries from now, will geohashing exist? Come to that, will the Dow Jones exist? I think Gene Roddenberry would probably say "Let's hope not". So there ya go.

Journal

Old journal entries archived here

Macronencer Achievement Ribbons

Ongoing

Macronencer earned the xkcd Nullaturion achievement by attending 6 Saturday meetups.

Macronencer achieved level 1 of the Minesweeper Geohash achievement by visiting coordinates in Southampton, United Kingdom and 1 of the surrounding graticules.

Macronencer achieved level 2 of the Minesweeper Geohash achievement by visiting coordinates in Southampton, United Kingdom and 2 of the surrounding graticules.

Macronencer achieved level 3 of the Minesweeper Geohash achievement by visiting coordinates in Southampton, United Kingdom and 3 of the surrounding graticules.

Macronencer achieved level 4 of the Minesweeper Geohash achievement by visiting coordinates in Southampton, United Kingdom and 4 of the surrounding graticules.

Macronencer achieved level 5 of the Minesweeper Geohash achievement by visiting coordinates in Swindon, United Kingdom and 5 of the surrounding graticules.

Macronencer achieved level 6 of the Minesweeper Geohash achievement by visiting coordinates in Swindon, United Kingdom and 6 of the surrounding graticules.

Completed

Macronencer earned the Ambassador achievement by obtaining permission from Mr. McLeod, son of the land-owner to access the (50, -1) geohash on 2009-08-07.

Macronencer earned the Ambassador achievement by obtaining permission from Mike Williams, president of Biggleswade Rugby Club to access the (52, -0) geohash on 2014-04-27.

Macronencer earned the Circus Geohash Achievement by juggling at the (51, -0) geohash on 2010-02-17.

Macronencer earned the Consecutive geohash achievement by reaching 2 consecutive hash points starting on 2009-08-07.

Macronencer earned the Drag-along achievement by dragging his friend Paul to the (50, -2) geohash on 2009-09-02.

Macronencer earned the Drag-along achievement by dragging his friend Nodders to the (50, -0) geohash on 2009-09-18.

Macronencer earned the Drag-along achievement by dragging his son (known as Micronencer) to the (51, -0) geohash on 2014-04-23.

Macronencer earned the GeoTrash Geohash Achievement by cleaning up the (50, -2) geohash on 2009-08-01.

Macronencer earned the GeoTrash Geohash Achievement by cleaning up the (50, -1) geohash on 2009-08-07.

Macronencer earned the GeoTrash Geohash Achievement by cleaning up the (51, -0) geohash on 2014-04-23.

Macronencer earned the Land geohash achievement by reaching the (50, -1) geohash on 2009-06-28.

Macronencer earned the Leap geohash achievement 2020 by leaping to the hash point on leap day of the year 2020.

Macronencer earned the Meet-up achievement by meeting Sermoa at the (50, -1) geohash on 2009-06-28.

Macronencer earned the Meet-up achievement by meeting 04housemat at the (50, -2) geohash on 2009-08-01.

Macronencer earned the Meet-up achievement by meeting Mahahahaneapneap at the (50, -2) geohash on 2009-08-01.

Macronencer earned the Meet-up achievement by meeting DavidMiller at the (50, -1) geohash on 2009-08-15.

Macronencer earned the Meet-up achievement by meeting Mapaholic at the (51, -1) geohash on 2009-08-30.

Macronencer earned the Meet-up achievement by meeting Maoi-taoi at the (50, -1) geohash on 2009-09-13.

Macronencer earned the Meet-up achievement by meeting Dee at the (50, -1) geohash on 2009-09-27.

Macronencer earned the Meet-up achievement by meeting JonRead at the (50, -1) geohash on 2009-09-27.

Macronencer earned the Meet-up achievement by meeting davidc at the (50, -1) geohash on 2009-09-27.

Macronencer earned the Meet-up achievement by meeting thepiguy at the (51, -0) geohash on 2009-10-02.

Macronencer earned the Meet-up achievement by meeting srs0 at the (51, -0) geohash on 2009-10-02.

Macronencer earned the Midnight Geohash achievement by reaching the (51, -1) geohash on 2009-09-10 in the middle of the night.

Macronencer earned the Midnight Geohash achievement by reaching the (51, -1) geohash on 2009-10-23 in the middle of the night.

Macronencer earned the Multihash Achievement by reaching the 2009-07-27 51 -0 and 2009-07-27 50 -1 geohashes on 2009-07-27.

Macronencer earned the Multihash Achievement by reaching the 2009-10-18 51 -3 and 2009-10-18 51 -2 geohashes on 2009-10-18.

Macronencer earned the Origin geohash achievement by reaching the (51, 0) geohash for 1965-05-06 on 2009-07-27.

Macronencer earned the Phonebooth stuffing achievement by helping stuff a phonebooth near the (51, -1) geohash on 2009-09-10.

Macronencer earned the Pub Geohash Achievement by visiting a pub visible from the (50, -2) geohash on 2009-08-01.

Macronencer earned the Public transport geohash achievement by reaching the (50, -2) geohash on 2009-08-08 via South West Trains.

Macronencer earned the Public transport geohash achievement by reaching the (50, -1) geohash on 2009-09-13 via South West Trains.

Macronencer earned the Speed racer achievement by passing through the (51, -1) geohash on 2009-09-29 at 60mph.

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Consolation Prizes

Macronencer earned the No trespassing consolation prize by almost reaching the (50, -1) geohash on 2009-09-06.

Macronencer earned the No trespassing consolation prize by almost reaching the (50, -2) geohash on 2009-10-31.

Macronencer earned the No trespassing consolation prize by almost (260m) reaching the (51, -1) geohash on 2020-02-29.

Gratuitous Ribbons

Macronencer, Sermoa and DavidMiller earned the Card Game achievement by playing cards at the (50, -1) geohash on 2009-08-15.

Sermoa, Mapaholic and Macronencer earned the Halloween geohash by celebrating halloween with pumpkins at the (50, -2) geohash on 2009-10-31.

Macronencer earned the Musician Achievement by playing flute at the (50, -1) geohash on 2009-06-28.

Sermoa, Macronencer, Mapaholic and DavidMiller earned the Party geohash by throwing a mad-keen party at the Cubicle achievement (51, -1) geohash on 2009-08-30.

Macronencer earned the Rubik's Achievement by solving a Rubik's cube at the (50, -1) geohash on 2009-06-28.

Micronencer Achievements (my son, who may get his own page one day!)

2014-04-23 51 -0

• Land geohash
• Geotrash
• Meet-up (with Macronencer)